A guy, we’ll call him Chris, dies and goes to heaven.

He’s greeted by St. Peter, who welcomes him and invites him to take the tour. They walk through a peaceful town with everybody living happily together: the Presbyterians, the Baptists, the Methodists, Eastern Orthodox, non-denomimational, etc.

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Then they get to a huge walled-off area. St. Peter asks Chris to whisper as they go past. “What’s behind the wall? And why do we need to whisper?!” says Chris.

“That’s where the Catholics live. They think they’re the only ones here.”

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