Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.
After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since….
Read more »Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.”
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.” Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish…
Read more »Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip…
Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”…
Read more »There were two white Christiaan men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert.
Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust…
Read more »Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together
It’s Einstein’s turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides. Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on…
Read more »A man is obsessed with trains.
A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and…
Read more »A third grade teacher had her students ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral for their homework one day.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. But then the teacher realized that only Katie was left. “Katie, do you have…
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The mafia bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in…
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An Irishman buys a chainsaw…
Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy…
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A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer…
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