A third grade teacher had her students ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral for their homework one day.

The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. But then the teacher realized that only Katie was left.

“Katie, do you have a story to share?” ”Yes ma’am… My daddy told me a story about my mom.” “OK, let’s hear it,” said the teacher.


“My mom was a Marine pilot in Iraq and her plane got hit.” “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.” “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 enemy fighters.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last one with her bare hands.”

”Oh my!” said the horrified teacher. “What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this story?”

“Stay away from Mommy when she’s drunk!!!”