A man is obsessed with trains.
A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and…Read more »
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife
who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight…Read more »
A third grade teacher had her students ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral for their homework one day.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. But then the teacher realized that only Katie was left. “Katie, do you have…Read more »
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer…Read more »
Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The young…Read more »
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a…Read more »
Men are very sensitive..
Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt…Read more »
A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child,
and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first…Read more »
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it…Read more »
How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?” “Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with…Read more »