She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: – Believe me, darling, this is just a misunderstanding. I was driving home, and saw this young lady trying…Read more »
Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended…Read more »
The lawyer asks them when they got married. “I was 19” says the man. “That means you’ve been married for 75 years at least” the lawyer points out “Yes. And…Read more »
A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and…Read more »
who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight…Read more »
A third grade teacher had her students ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral for their homework one day.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. But then the teacher realized that only Katie was left. “Katie, do you have…Read more »
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer…Read more »
Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The young…Read more »
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a…Read more »