A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl.
She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: – Believe me, darling, this is just a misunderstanding. I was driving home, and saw this young lady trying…
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A Gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended…
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A 95 year old man and his 94 year old wife see a lawyer about a divorce.
The lawyer asks them when they got married. “I was 19” says the man. “That means you’ve been married for 75 years at least” the lawyer points out “Yes. And…
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A man is obsessed with trains.
A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and…
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife
who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight…
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A third grade teacher had her students ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral for their homework one day.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. But then the teacher realized that only Katie was left. “Katie, do you have…
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A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer…
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Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The young…
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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a…
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Men are very sensitive..
Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt…
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