The mafia bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in…Read more »
An Irishman buys a chainsaw…
Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy…Read more »
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a…Read more »
A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he’ll deliver it to to man in 1 week’s time, but halfway through the week the horse dies. The farmer offers to refund the man’s money, but…Read more »
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it…Read more »
A mathematics professor noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked
The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a…Read more »
A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of $15 bills
One of them says “We gotta get rid of these things. We’ll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They’re so dumb they won’t know a thing.” So…Read more »
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.”
“What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s…Read more »
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind…Read more »
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head…Read more »