The Canadian

A Canadian a Russian and a French guys are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire. The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it and drinks about a quarter of it. He then throws it up into the air, draws his gun and shoot it.

The Canadian yells WTF?

The Russian days “In Russia we have so much Vodka we can waste it like that.”

The French guy nods his head, pulls out a bottle of wine…drinks half and throws and shoots the bottle.

Again the Canadian yells WTF.


The French guy says “It’s the same in France with wine.”

The Russian asks “Hey Mr Canadian man…isn’t there something in Canada you have a lot of that you can waste?”

So the Canadian draws his gun and shoots the French guy.