First time Driving

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Boss Wife

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A husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?”

“We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.” OK, he says, “How…

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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing…

She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf….

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The first female president

The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks…

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Jane and Erica are talking in heaven

“How did you die?” Jane asks Erica.She replies, “I froze to death.”“Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane.“It wasn’t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful…

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A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.

As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants. “Here, try these on,” he says. “What? Why?” she says. “Just put them on,” he insists. “They’re…

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The troubles of foreigners in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage,” he complained. “The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.”…

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A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 16 y/o daughter.

He wanted the party to be extravagant but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work…

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A man with hearing problems crashed his car into an expensive car,

The owner of the expensive car walks out of his house and says “give me 10.000 dollars or I’ll beat the hell out of you!!” The man replies “Woah woah…

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