A lady dies and goes to heaven.

When she gets there, she is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.

She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of blueberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.


Finally, she sees someone who appears to be in charge. She runs over and asks the man, “what is going on here?”

The strange man replies, “everyone here is doing their best to better their souls.” Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man’s traditional Mongolian garb, the woman asks him to elaborate.


The Buddhist Monk replies, “My dear, having cake is the best way to gain Karma.”