A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a highway. He asks for her driver’s license and registration.

When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit.

He asks, “Ma’am, do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?”

She responds “I’ll bet you $100 you can’t guess the answer to that question” as she slaps a crisp bill on her dashboard.


The cop rubs his chin and thinks for a moment and then says ” OK lady, I’ll take that bet.” He guesses that she has a .38 Special in her purse. And a .45 in her glove box. And a 9mm Glock in the center console. And a shotgun in the trunk.

“However did you guess that young man?” The old lady says grasping her pearls.

“You see ma’am,” the cop said snatching up the hundred-dollar bill, “This is Reddit. After I read about you on the third repost, I knew I’d find you soon enough.”