A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 16 y/o daughter.
He wanted the party to be extravagant but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work…
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A man with hearing problems crashed his car into an expensive car,
The owner of the expensive car walks out of his house and says “give me 10.000 dollars or I’ll beat the hell out of you!!” The man replies “Woah woah…
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A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.
‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d just loaded my fav’rit…
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention. Then, in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a fire breaks out in…
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I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license…
and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you…
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny is in school one day when his teacher tells the class that she wants to hear each of them say a little about their families, and specifically what…
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The Queen’s breasts
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his…
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A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the…
Read more »A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.
As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants. “Here, try these on,” he says. “What? Why?” she says. “Just put them on,” he insists. “They’re…
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3 men die and go to Heaven
St Peter meets them and starts reviewing their files. He starts talking to the first guy: “I see that you lived a good life, but you cheated on your wife…
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