A husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?”
“We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.” OK, he says, “How…
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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing…
She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf….
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The first female president
The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks…
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Jane and Erica are talking in heaven
“How did you die?” Jane asks Erica.She replies, “I froze to death.”“Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane.“It wasn’t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful…
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A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.
As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants. “Here, try these on,” he says. “What? Why?” she says. “Just put them on,” he insists. “They’re…
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The troubles of foreigners in Canada
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage,” he complained. “The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.”…
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