A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband…
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN…
Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English.
Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it’s the Pope’s…
An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don’t belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: “I will…
The Canadian
A Canadian a Russian and a French guys are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire. The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it…
A rich man died and left $2 million each to a rabbi, a priest, and an imam
He stipulated in his will that half the money must be buried with him in the grave. At his funeral, the priest gets up, gives a short speech, and tosses…
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that…
A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell
A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. “So,…
A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the…
A Guys sits down in restaurant and orders a bowl of chili
The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl”. He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili…
Two women who recently died were waiting at the Gates of Heaven
Woman 1: “So, how did you die?” Woman 2: “I froze to death.” Woman 1: “Wow, that must’ve been so painful. I’m so sorry.” Woman 2: “It was, but after…