A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They…

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A woman is badly burned in a car accident and requires a skin graft on her face.

Because of her injuries the doctors are unable to take skin from any part of her body, so they must rely on a donor. Her husband of 25 years volunteers…

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A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household utensils…

… One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him. As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a pristine gold plated lid. The…

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A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods.

When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you…

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A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom.

The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon. Because he wants this night to be perfect, he decides he needs to dress his best, so, a couple of…

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An old Soviet communist lies on his death bed, on the verge of death.

His friends are gathered around him all somber. The old man turns to one of them and says, “Dimitri, remember in 1921 you were almost executed? Well, you should know…

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The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do.

Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband…

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Then Ok!

Dad: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice.” Son: “No.” Dad: “The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.” Son: “Then Ok!” ** ** Dad goes to Bill Gates….

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A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.

“I’d like to buy a horth” He says to the owner of the farm. “What sort of horse?” Said the owner. “A female horth” The dwarf replies. So the owner…

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Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle.

One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians….

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