The man says: “I’m so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off.”
The woman replies: “Don’t worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me.”
The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe.
Suddenly, the boss walks in a says: “What in the world are you doing?”
The woman replies: “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says: “You must’ve gone crazy from all that working, you can take the day off.”
The woman leaves. The man follows.
The boss asks the man: “Where are you going?”
The man then replies: “I’m going home. I can’t work in the dark.”