A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking…Read more »
The chief tells the cowboy they’ll grant 3 requests before they scalp him. The cowboy thinks a minute then says, ” I wish to say goodbye to my horse then…Read more »
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into…Read more »
and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The…Read more »
Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
“Tarzan not know what is sex” he replied. Jane then explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said ….”Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Stunned by his response,…Read more »
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage… After a few drinks, billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie.. “It’s simple” billionaire…Read more »