A guy, we’ll call him Chris, dies and goes to heaven.
He’s greeted by St. Peter, who welcomes him and invites him to take the tour. They walk through a peaceful town with everybody living happily together: the Presbyterians, the Baptists,…
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely…
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A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!
Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?” The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law…
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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help…
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The husband store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a…
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A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.” “Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and…
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I haven’t had sex since 1956
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long?…
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