The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she…Read more »
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly. “That was my pager,” she said. ” I have…Read more »
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young…Read more »
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog with him.
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it’s sitting in the seat next to him….Read more »
An Indian got a seat between two Pakistanis on a plane. Relaxing, he took his shoes off. Soon enough, he got hungry. “Hey, I’m going to get myself a snack….Read more »
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor. The doctor tells him, “Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your…Read more »
“What the hell is testiculating?” the man asks. Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, “It’s when a man is talking bollocks!” The man considers this for a moment.”Tell me…Read more »
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits…Read more »
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out…Read more »
Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you…Read more »