A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.
‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d just loaded my fav’rit…
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention. Then, in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a fire breaks out in…
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I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license…
and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you…
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny is in school one day when his teacher tells the class that she wants to hear each of them say a little about their families, and specifically what…
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The Queen’s breasts
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his…
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A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the…
Read more »A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.
As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants. “Here, try these on,” he says. “What? Why?” she says. “Just put them on,” he insists. “They’re…
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3 men die and go to Heaven
St Peter meets them and starts reviewing their files. He starts talking to the first guy: “I see that you lived a good life, but you cheated on your wife…
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HELL EXPLAINED
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so…
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Two women go to heaven and meet St Peter
He told the two women you can do anything you want here in heaven but please do not step on a duck because they make a terrible noise and racket….
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