How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?” “Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with…
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran…
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Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute,…
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A man is in court.
The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?” “Guilty”, said the man in…
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A young couple dies on their way to their wedding
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter…
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband…
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN…
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