{"id":346,"date":"2019-04-26T06:08:42","date_gmt":"2019-04-26T06:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=346"},"modified":"2019-05-20T17:31:58","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T17:31:58","slug":"i-went-to-see-the-doctor-today-and-he-said-to-me-dont-eat-anything-fatty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/i-went-to-see-the-doctor-today-and-he-said-to-me-dont-eat-anything-fatty\/","title":{"rendered":"I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, &#8220;Don&#8217;t eat anything fatty.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media-public.canva.com\/MADQD6uWKPs\/1\/screen.svg\" alt=\"\" width=\"88\" height=\"272\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-background has-medium-font-size has-very-light-gray-color has-vivid-red-background-color\"><strong> I said, &#8220;What &#8211; no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-background has-medium-font-size has-very-light-gray-color has-vivid-red-background-color\"><strong> He said, &#8220;No fatty, just don&#8217;t eat anything.&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Credit : reddit u\/giz-a-kiss<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I said, &#8220;What &#8211; no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?&#8221; He said, &#8220;No fatty, just don&#8217;t eat anything.&#8221; Credit : reddit u\/giz-a-kiss<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,34],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-jokes"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":822,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions\/822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}