{"id":3313,"date":"2023-03-26T10:43:01","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T10:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3313"},"modified":"2023-05-19T07:02:53","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T07:02:53","slug":"clark-kent-was-lying-in-his-death-bed-with-his-wife-lois-lane-beside-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/clark-kent-was-lying-in-his-death-bed-with-his-wife-lois-lane-beside-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After some time, Lois said \u201cDarling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I\u2019ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t need to worry about that because,\u201d Clark said as he took off his glasses, \u201cI am Superman! Even if you didn\u2019t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh thank God!\u201d said Lois. \u201c I can\u2019t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGlad we cleared that up,\u201d said Clark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSo I guess this means you were Batman too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-7-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-7-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-7-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-7-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-7.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After some time, Lois said \u201cDarling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I\u2019ve regretted it ever since&#8230;. <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3351,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,15],"class_list":["post-3313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3313"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3352,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313\/revisions\/3352"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}