{"id":3311,"date":"2023-03-26T10:42:25","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T10:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3311"},"modified":"2023-05-19T07:01:10","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T07:01:10","slug":"son-daddy-i-fell-in-love-and-want-to-date-this-awesome-girl-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/son-daddy-i-fell-in-love-and-want-to-date-this-awesome-girl-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Son: &#8220;Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Son: &#8220;Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Father: &#8220;That&#8217;s great, son! Who is she?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Son: &#8220;It&#8217;s Sandra, the neighbor&#8217;s daughter.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Father: &#8220;Ohhh, I wish you hadn&#8217;t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. 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