{"id":3307,"date":"2023-03-26T10:40:47","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T10:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3307"},"modified":"2023-05-19T06:58:49","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T06:58:49","slug":"heisenberg-schrodinger-and-ohm-are-on-a-road-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/heisenberg-schrodinger-and-ohm-are-on-a-road-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Heisenberg, Schr\u00f6dinger, and Ohm are on a road trip\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Heisenberg, Schr\u00f6dinger, and Ohm are on a road trip, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, \u201cDo you know how fast you were going?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, but I know exactly where I am\u201d Heisenberg replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop says \u201cYou were going 80 miles an hour.\u201d Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts \u201cGreat! Now I\u2019m lost!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says \u201cDo you know you have a dead cat back here?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe do now, asshole!\u201d shouts Schr\u00f6dinger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop tries to arrest them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ohm resists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-5-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-5-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-5-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-5-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/JokePin-5.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heisenberg, Schr\u00f6dinger, and Ohm are on a road trip, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, \u201cDo you know how fast you were going?\u201d&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3347,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,15],"class_list":["post-3307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3307"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3348,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307\/revisions\/3348"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}