{"id":3305,"date":"2023-03-26T10:40:03","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T10:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3305"},"modified":"2023-05-19T06:57:40","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T06:57:40","slug":"there-were-two-white-christiaan-men-adam-and-jack-whose-plane-crashed-into-a-desert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/there-were-two-white-christiaan-men-adam-and-jack-whose-plane-crashed-into-a-desert\/","title":{"rendered":"There were two white Christiaan men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said &#8221;Muslims are there. 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