{"id":330,"date":"2019-04-24T11:57:07","date_gmt":"2019-04-24T11:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=330"},"modified":"2019-05-20T17:32:42","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T17:32:42","slug":"man-gets-on-a-bus-and-sits-next-to-a-mother-with-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/man-gets-on-a-bus-and-sits-next-to-a-mother-with-child\/","title":{"rendered":"Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-background has-medium-font-size has-very-light-gray-color has-vivid-red-background-color\"><strong>The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, &#8220;You better take to the milk, or I&#8217;ll give it to this man sitting here&#8230;&#8221; 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