{"id":3297,"date":"2023-03-26T10:35:30","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T10:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3297"},"modified":"2023-05-19T06:48:16","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T06:48:16","slug":"a-third-grade-teacher-had-her-students-ask-their-parents-to-tell-them-a-story-with-a-moral-for-their-homework-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-third-grade-teacher-had-her-students-ask-their-parents-to-tell-them-a-story-with-a-moral-for-their-homework-one-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A third grade teacher had her students ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral for their homework one day."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. 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