{"id":3283,"date":"2022-11-11T07:41:23","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2022-11-11T07:42:08","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:42:08","slug":"the-mafia-bookkeeper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-mafia-bookkeeper\/","title":{"rendered":"The mafia bookkeeper"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That was the reason he got the job in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Godfather tells the lawyer,<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>&#8220;Ask him where the money is!&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where&#8217;s the money?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Guido signs back,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what you are talking about.&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The lawyer tells the Godfather,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>&#8220;He says he doesn&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about.&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido&#8217;s head, and says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>&#8220;Ask him again or I&#8217;ll kill him!&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The lawyer signs to Guido,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>&#8220;He&#8217;ll kill you if you don&#8217;t tell him.&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Guido trembles and signs,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>&#8220;OK! 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