{"id":3280,"date":"2022-11-11T07:39:38","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3280"},"modified":"2023-02-08T11:38:04","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T11:38:04","slug":"an-irishman-buys-a-chainsaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-irishman-buys-a-chainsaw\/","title":{"rendered":"An Irishman buys a chainsaw\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paddy takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees but after working for over three hours he only cuts down two trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow can I cut for hours and hours and only finish two trees?\u201d he asks himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next day Paddy gets up early in the morning and works until sundown, but still only manages to cut down five trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The very next day he takes the chainsaw back to the store and says it doesn\u2019t work properly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHmm, it looks okay,\u201d says the server, and starts the chainsaw. Paddy jumps back in shock and cries, \u201cWhat\u2019s that noise?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-7-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3281\" width=\"412\" height=\"618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-7-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-7-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-7-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-7.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 412px) 100vw, 412px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3281,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,15],"class_list":["post-3280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3280"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3295,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3280\/revisions\/3295"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}