{"id":3276,"date":"2022-11-11T07:37:31","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3276"},"modified":"2022-11-11T07:37:31","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:37:31","slug":"a-chinese-doctor-cant-find-a-job-in-an-america-so-he-opens-his-own-clinic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-chinese-doctor-cant-find-a-job-in-an-america-so-he-opens-his-own-clinic\/","title":{"rendered":"A Chinese doctor can&#8217;t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there&#8217;s a sign outside that says &#8220;TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN&#8217;T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.&#8221; The lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. The doctor comes right up to him as he enters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: &#8220;What seem to be problem?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lawyer: &#8220;I&#8217;ve lost my sense of taste.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: &#8220;Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 14 and put three drops on his tongue.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She fetches the medicine and walks over to the lawyer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nurse: &#8220;Open your mouth nice and wide for me sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the drops of medicine hit his tongue, the lawyer coughs and sputters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lawyer: &#8220;That&#8217;s not medicine, it&#8217;s kerosene!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: &#8220;Congrats, your taste restored. $20 please.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Annoyed, the lawyer pays the doctor $20 and then leaves. Still determined to get the $100, he comes back a few days later and the doctor immediately recognizes him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: &#8220;Back again?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lawyer: &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, have we met before? 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