{"id":3273,"date":"2022-11-11T07:34:48","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3273"},"modified":"2022-12-31T06:41:36","modified_gmt":"2022-12-31T06:41:36","slug":"two-guys-one-old-timer-and-one-in-his-mid-20s-are-pushing-their-carts-around-lowes-when-they-collide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/two-guys-one-old-timer-and-one-in-his-mid-20s-are-pushing-their-carts-around-lowes-when-they-collide\/","title":{"rendered":"Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20&#8217;s, are pushing their carts around Lowe&#8217;s when they collide."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The old timer says to the young guy, &#8220;Sorry about that. I&#8217;m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn&#8217;t paying attention to where I was going.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The young guy says, &#8220;That&#8217;s a funny coincidence. I&#8217;m looking for my wife, too. 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