{"id":3269,"date":"2022-11-11T07:33:27","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3269"},"modified":"2022-11-11T07:35:38","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:35:38","slug":"as-a-butcher-is-shooing-away-a-dog-from-his-shop-he-sees-a-25-bill-and-a-note-in-his-mouth-reading-10-pork-chops-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/as-a-butcher-is-shooing-away-a-dog-from-his-shop-he-sees-a-25-bill-and-a-note-in-his-mouth-reading-10-pork-chops-please\/","title":{"rendered":"As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: \u201c10 pork chops, please.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog\u2019s mouth, and quickly closes the shop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the \u201cstop\u201d bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -WHAP!- against the door. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The butcher runs up and screams at the guy: \u201cWhat in hell are you doing? 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