{"id":3266,"date":"2022-11-11T07:30:54","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3266"},"modified":"2022-11-11T07:42:40","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:42:40","slug":"men-are-very-sensitive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/men-are-very-sensitive\/","title":{"rendered":"Men are very sensitive.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They attempt to save him with CPR, but there is a large hole in his skull that the blood keeps squirting out of, and he dies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Bill says &#8216;Someone needs to tell Steve&#8217;s wife&#8217;. Joey says &#8216;I&#8217;ll do it, I&#8217;m very sensitive&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joey goes off, then a few hours later comes back with two cases of beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bill asks &#8216;Where did you get the beer?&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joey says &#8216;Steve&#8217;s wife gave it to me&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bill says &#8216;You told her Steve was dead and she gave you beer?&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;Not exactly. When she answered the door I said &#8220;You must be Steve&#8217;s widow&#8217;, she said &#8216;I&#8217;m not a widow&#8221; and I said &#8220;I bet you two cases of beer you are&#8221;.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-3-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-3-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-3-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-3-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-3.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3267,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34],"class_list":["post-3266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3266"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3289,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266\/revisions\/3289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}