{"id":3263,"date":"2022-11-11T07:28:56","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3263"},"modified":"2022-11-11T07:28:57","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:28:57","slug":"a-farmer-goes-to-the-market-to-sell-his-horse-for-2000-and-a-man-buys-it-from-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-farmer-goes-to-the-market-to-sell-his-horse-for-2000-and-a-man-buys-it-from-him\/","title":{"rendered":"A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The farmer says he&#8217;ll deliver it to to man in 1 week&#8217;s time, but halfway through the week the horse dies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The farmer offers to refund the man&#8217;s money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The man says &#8216;Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The farmer, shocked, asks &#8216;But wasn&#8217;t anyone upset with the horse?&#8217; The man replies<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-2-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-2-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-2-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-2-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/JokePin-2.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The farmer says he&#8217;ll deliver it to to man in 1 week&#8217;s time, but halfway through the week the horse dies. The farmer offers to refund the man&#8217;s money, but&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3264,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,15],"class_list":["post-3263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3265,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3263\/revisions\/3265"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}