{"id":3196,"date":"2022-09-13T08:20:13","date_gmt":"2022-09-13T08:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3196"},"modified":"2022-09-17T06:35:28","modified_gmt":"2022-09-17T06:35:28","slug":"a-couple-of-counterfeiters-made-a-mistake-one-time-and-ended-up-with-a-batch-of-15-bills%ef%bf%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-couple-of-counterfeiters-made-a-mistake-one-time-and-ended-up-with-a-batch-of-15-bills%ef%bf%bc\/","title":{"rendered":"A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of $15 bills"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>One of them says &#8220;We gotta get rid of these things. We&#8217;ll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They&#8217;re so dumb they won&#8217;t know a thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So off they go. Soon they arrive at a gas station and buy some gas. The guy at the counter looks a little simpleminded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hey can you break a 15 dollar bill for me,&#8221; one of them says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh, sure, no problem,&#8221; the cashier says. The counterfeiters grin at each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I told you,&#8221; the one whispers to the other, and they fist bump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then the cashier says to them, &#8220;so, do you want an 8 and a 7, or two 3&#8217;s and a 9?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-1-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3217\" width=\"373\" height=\"559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-1-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-1-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-1-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-1.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of them says &#8220;We gotta get rid of these things. We&#8217;ll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They&#8217;re so dumb they won&#8217;t know a thing.&#8221; So&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3217,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,15],"class_list":["post-3196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3196"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3228,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196\/revisions\/3228"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}