{"id":3194,"date":"2022-09-13T08:03:51","date_gmt":"2022-09-13T08:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3194"},"modified":"2022-09-17T06:23:42","modified_gmt":"2022-09-17T06:23:42","slug":"recently-a-husband-super-store-opened-where-women-could-go-to-choose-a-husband-from-many-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/recently-a-husband-super-store-opened-where-women-could-go-to-choose-a-husband-from-many-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Recently a &#8220;Husband Super Store&#8221; opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn&#8217;t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>First floor<br>The door had a sign saying, &#8220;These men have jobs and love kids.&#8221;<br>The women read the sign and said, &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what&#8217;s further up?&#8221;<br>So up they went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Second floor<br>The sign read, &#8220;These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Hmmm,&#8221; said the ladies, &#8220;But I wonder what&#8217;s further up?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Third floor<br>This sign read, &#8220;These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Wow,&#8221; said the women, &#8220;Very tempting.&#8221;<br>But there was another floor so further up they went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fourth floor<br>This door had a sign saying &#8220;These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Oh, mercy me,&#8221; they cried, &#8220;Just think what must be awaiting us further on!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So up to the fifth floor they went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fifth floor<br>The sign on that door said, &#8220;This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3213\" width=\"380\" height=\"570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/JokePin.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. 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