{"id":3159,"date":"2022-04-23T10:49:39","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T10:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3159"},"modified":"2022-06-19T05:46:47","modified_gmt":"2022-06-19T05:46:47","slug":"a-young-boy-says-to-his-father-dad-our-maths-teacher-is-asking-to-see-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-young-boy-says-to-his-father-dad-our-maths-teacher-is-asking-to-see-you\/","title":{"rendered":"A young boy says to his father &#8220;Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;What happened?&#8221; The father asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, she asked me, &#8216;how much is 7 * 9?&#8217; I answered &#8217;63&#8217; , then she asked, &#8216;and 9 * 7?&#8217; So I asked &#8216;what&#8217;s the fucking difference?&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Indeed, what is the difference?&#8221; asks the father. &#8221;Sure, I&#8217;ll go.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, &#8220;Dad, have you gone by the school?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Not yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221; asks the father.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. 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