{"id":3157,"date":"2022-04-23T10:48:12","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T10:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3157"},"modified":"2022-06-19T05:44:47","modified_gmt":"2022-06-19T05:44:47","slug":"a-doctor-goes-out-and-buys-the-best-car-on-the-market-a-brand-new-ferrari-gto-it-is-also-the-most-expensive-car-in-the-world-and-it-costs-him-500000-he-takes-it-out-for-a-spin-and-stops-at-a-red","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-doctor-goes-out-and-buys-the-best-car-on-the-market-a-brand-new-ferrari-gto-it-is-also-the-most-expensive-car-in-the-world-and-it-costs-him-500000-he-takes-it-out-for-a-spin-and-stops-at-a-red\/","title":{"rendered":"A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, \u201cWhat kind of car ya got there, sonny?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cA Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a lot of money,\u201d says the old man. \u201cWhy does it cost so much?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBecause this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!\u201d states the doctor proudly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The moped driver asks, \u201cMind if I take a look inside?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo problem,\u201d replies the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, \u201cThat\u2019s a pretty nice car, all right, but I\u2019ll stick with my moped!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror \u2013 what it could be\u2026and suddenly\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Something whips by him going much faster!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?\u201d the doctor asks himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it\u2019s the old man on the moped!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He\u2019s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Ferrari is flat out, and there\u2019s nothing he can do!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor stops and jumps out and , unbelievably, the old man is still alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He runs up to the mangled old man and says, \u201cOh my gosh! 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