{"id":3151,"date":"2022-04-23T10:37:36","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T10:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3151"},"modified":"2022-06-19T05:38:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-19T05:38:19","slug":"a-couple-want-to-have-children-but-the-wife-cant-get-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-couple-want-to-have-children-but-the-wife-cant-get-pregnant\/","title":{"rendered":"A couple want to have children but the wife can&#8217;t get pregnant."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A couple want to have children but the wife can&#8217;t get pregnant &#8230;so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he&#8217;s leaving tomorrow. &#8216;As soon as I&#8217;ll get there, I&#8217;ll immediately light a candle for you,&#8217; he promises. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 years. The first thing he does is visit the couple&#8217;s home. He can hear a crazy loud noise when he knocks on the door. The wife opens the door; three little children on her arms, a couple of them hiding under her skirt, and others behind her playing around. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The priest counts as many as ten of them! &#8216;Well this is quite a pleasant surprise,&#8217; exclaims the priest. &#8216;It seems like God listened to my prayer. But where is your dear husband?&#8217; &#8216;My husband traveled to Rome,&#8217; says the wife with a tired look on her face. &#8216;To Rome? 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