{"id":3149,"date":"2022-04-23T10:35:47","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T10:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3149"},"modified":"2022-05-10T12:22:30","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T12:22:30","slug":"a-little-girl-says-to-her-mother-mummy-when-you-were-away-at-work-a-strange-lady-came-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-little-girl-says-to-her-mother-mummy-when-you-were-away-at-work-a-strange-lady-came-around\/","title":{"rendered":"A little girl says to her mother: &#8220;Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around&#8221;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Not now,&#8221; says Mummy. &#8220;Wait until Daddy gets home.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says &#8220;Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, &#8220;You keep quiet &#8211; I&#8217;ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. 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