{"id":3126,"date":"2022-01-29T06:29:43","date_gmt":"2022-01-29T06:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3126"},"modified":"2022-01-29T07:02:36","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T07:02:36","slug":"a-soldier-ran-up-to-a-nun-out-of-breath-he-asked-please-may-i-hide-under-your-skirt-ill-explain-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-soldier-ran-up-to-a-nun-out-of-breath-he-asked-please-may-i-hide-under-your-skirt-ill-explain-later\/","title":{"rendered":"A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt. I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The nun agreed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, \u201cI can\u2019t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don\u2019t want to go to Iraq.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The nun said, \u201cI understand completely.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The soldier added, \u201cI hope I\u2019m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The nun replied, \u201cIf you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls\u2026. I don\u2019t want to go to Iraq either&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-20-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-20-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-20-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-20-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-20.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The nun agreed\u2026 A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d After the MPs ran&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3131,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,30,34,15],"class_list":["post-3126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-joke","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3143,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126\/revisions\/3143"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}