{"id":3118,"date":"2022-01-29T06:25:18","date_gmt":"2022-01-29T06:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3118"},"modified":"2022-01-29T06:37:15","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T06:37:15","slug":"a-wife-was-making-a-breakfast-of-fried-eggs-for-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-wife-was-making-a-breakfast-of-fried-eggs-for-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. &#8220;Careful,&#8221; he said, &#8220;CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You&#8217;re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They&#8217;re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you&#8217;re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don&#8217;t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife stared at him. &#8220;What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don&#8217;t know how to fry a couple of eggs?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband calmly replied, &#8220;I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I&#8217;m driving.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-16-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-16-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-16-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-16-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-16.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. &#8220;Careful,&#8221; he said, &#8220;CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You&#8217;re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3135,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,30,34,15],"class_list":["post-3118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-joke","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3118"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3136,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118\/revisions\/3136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}