{"id":3105,"date":"2022-01-02T10:28:35","date_gmt":"2022-01-02T10:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3105"},"modified":"2022-01-02T11:09:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T11:09:21","slug":"aliens-visit-earth-they-come-in-peace-and-surprisingly-they-speak-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/aliens-visit-earth-they-come-in-peace-and-surprisingly-they-speak-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it&#8217;s the Pope&#8217;s turn, he asks: &#8220;Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You mean JC?&#8221;, responds the alien. &#8220;Yeah, we know him! He&#8217;s the greatest, isn&#8217;t he? 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