{"id":3101,"date":"2022-01-02T10:26:51","date_gmt":"2022-01-02T10:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3101"},"modified":"2022-01-02T11:07:08","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T11:07:08","slug":"the-canadian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-canadian\/","title":{"rendered":"The Canadian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A Canadian a Russian and a French guys are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire. The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it and drinks about a quarter of it. He then throws it up into the air, draws his gun and shoot it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Canadian yells WTF?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Russian days &#8220;In Russia we have so much Vodka we can waste it like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The French guy nods his head, pulls out a bottle of wine&#8230;drinks half and throws and shoots the bottle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Again the Canadian yells WTF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The French guy says &#8220;It&#8217;s the same in France with wine.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Russian asks &#8220;Hey Mr Canadian man&#8230;isn&#8217;t there something in Canada you have a lot of that you can waste?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the Canadian draws his gun and shoots the French guy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-13-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-13-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-13-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-13-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JokePin-13.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Canadian a Russian and a French guys are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire. The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3109,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-3101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3101"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3114,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3101\/revisions\/3114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}