{"id":3072,"date":"2021-12-11T06:38:13","date_gmt":"2021-12-11T06:38:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3072"},"modified":"2021-12-11T06:51:39","modified_gmt":"2021-12-11T06:51:39","slug":"a-guys-sits-down-in-restaurant-and-orders-a-bowl-of-chili","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-guys-sits-down-in-restaurant-and-orders-a-bowl-of-chili\/","title":{"rendered":"A Guys sits down in restaurant and orders a bowl of chili"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The waitress says, &#8220;Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He looks over and sees that the guy&#8217;s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, &#8220;Are you going to eat that chili?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The other guy says, &#8220;No. Help yourself&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The other guy says, &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s about as far as I got, too&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-4-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3083\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-4-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-4-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-4-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-4.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.redditstatic.com\/desktop2x\/img\/renderTimingPixel.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The waitress says, &#8220;Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl&#8221;. He looks over and sees that the guy&#8217;s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3083,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-3072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3072"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3084,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions\/3084"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}