{"id":3070,"date":"2021-12-11T06:33:45","date_gmt":"2021-12-11T06:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3070"},"modified":"2021-12-11T06:54:47","modified_gmt":"2021-12-11T06:54:47","slug":"two-women-who-recently-died-were-waiting-at-the-gates-of-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/two-women-who-recently-died-were-waiting-at-the-gates-of-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Two women who recently died were waiting at the Gates of Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Woman 1: \u201cSo, how did you die?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 2: \u201cI froze to death.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 1: \u201cWow, that must\u2019ve been so painful. I\u2019m so sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 2: \u201cIt was, but after a while you go numb &amp; don\u2019t feel as much. How did you die?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 1: \u201cWell, I thought my husband was cheating on me. So I rushed home early from work, but he was just playing video games. Then I ran into the bedroom to look for evidence, but I couldn\u2019t find anything. So I ran to the bathroom to search, but I still couldn\u2019t find anything. I even ran outside to the backyard, but I still couldn\u2019t find anything there.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 2: \u201cSo what happened to you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 1: \u201cI was so exhausted from running around that I collapsed &amp; died.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Woman 2: \u201cWell if you had looked in the freezer first we\u2019d both be alive right now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-5-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3085\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-5-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-5-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-5-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/JokePin-5.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman 1: \u201cSo, how did you die?\u201d Woman 2: \u201cI froze to death.\u201d Woman 1: \u201cWow, that must\u2019ve been so painful. 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