{"id":3044,"date":"2021-11-20T06:06:38","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T06:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3044"},"modified":"2021-11-20T06:22:18","modified_gmt":"2021-11-20T06:22:18","slug":"a-woman-was-out-golfing-and-hit-the-ball-deep-into-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-woman-was-out-golfing-and-hit-the-ball-deep-into-the-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The frog said to her, &#8220;If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, &#8220;Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The woman said, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The frog warned her, &#8220;You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The woman replied, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, KAZAM-she&#8217;s the most beautiful woman in the world!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The frog said, &#8220;That will make your husband the richest man in the world. 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