{"id":3042,"date":"2021-11-20T06:04:12","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T06:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3042"},"modified":"2021-11-20T06:24:50","modified_gmt":"2021-11-20T06:24:50","slug":"a-teenager-has-a-crush-on-a-girl-and-decides-to-ask-her-to-the-prom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-teenager-has-a-crush-on-a-girl-and-decides-to-ask-her-to-the-prom\/","title":{"rendered":"A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon. Because he wants this night to be perfect, he decides he needs to dress his best, so, a couple of weeks before the prom he looks to rent a tuxedo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he gets to the store there are already people waiting in line, but he waits anyway, and gets his tuxedo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He wants himself and his date to arrive in style, so he looks to rent a limousine for the night. He goes to the limousine centre, and finds a line of people waiting to rent out a limo, but he patiently waits in line, and manages to hire a limo for prom night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The morning of the prom he decides to buy his date a bunch of flowers. When he arrives at the florist, he sees a long line of people waiting for their bouquets. He\u2019s annoyed, but he waits patiently, and manages to buy a big bouquet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>During the prom, everything is going well, the boy is dancing with his date, and having a good time. His date whispers into his ear to ask if he can get her some fruit punch. 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