{"id":3025,"date":"2021-11-05T08:09:48","date_gmt":"2021-11-05T08:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3025"},"modified":"2021-11-05T08:20:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-05T08:20:00","slug":"the-woman-says-doctor-i-dont-know-what-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-woman-says-doctor-i-dont-know-what-to-do\/","title":{"rendered":"The woman says: &#8220;Doctor, I don&#8217;t know what to do."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Doctor says: &#8220;I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don&#8217;t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The woman says: &#8220;Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Doctor says: &#8220;The water itself does nothing. It&#8217;s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3030\" width=\"517\" height=\"775\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 517px) 100vw, 517px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.&#8221; The Doctor says: &#8220;I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3030,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,34,15],"class_list":["post-3025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3025"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3032,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions\/3032"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}