{"id":3021,"date":"2021-11-05T08:06:59","date_gmt":"2021-11-05T08:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3021"},"modified":"2021-11-05T08:19:31","modified_gmt":"2021-11-05T08:19:31","slug":"a-dwarf-with-a-lisp-goes-to-visit-a-stud-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-dwarf-with-a-lisp-goes-to-visit-a-stud-farm\/","title":{"rendered":"A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to buy a horth&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He says to the owner of the farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What sort of horse?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Said the owner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;A female horth&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The dwarf replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the owner shows him a lovely mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Nithe horth.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Says the dwarf,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Can I thee her eyeth?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the owner picks up the dwarf and holds him to show him the horses eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Nithe eyeth.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Says the dwarf,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Can I thee her teeth?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Very nithe teeth&#8230;. can I see her eerth?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The dwarf says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By now the owner is getting a little fed up but doesn&#8217;t want to risk spoiling the sale<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Nithe eerth&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Now. ..can I see her twot?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail, right into the lady parts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The dwarf shakes his head and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Perhaps I should weefwaze that&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Can I see her wun awound?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-2-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3028\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-2-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-2-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-2-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JokePin-2.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to buy a horth&#8221; He says to the owner of the farm. &#8220;What sort of horse?&#8221; Said the owner. &#8220;A female horth&#8221; The dwarf replies. 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