{"id":3010,"date":"2021-10-11T06:55:31","date_gmt":"2021-10-11T06:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3010"},"modified":"2021-10-11T07:07:41","modified_gmt":"2021-10-11T07:07:41","slug":"an-88-year-old-man-came-to-the-hospital-and-said-to-the-doctor-doctor-my-18-year-old-wife-is-pregnant-with-my-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-88-year-old-man-came-to-the-hospital-and-said-to-the-doctor-doctor-my-18-year-old-wife-is-pregnant-with-my-child\/","title":{"rendered":"An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, \u201cDoctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.redditstatic.com\/desktop2x\/img\/renderTimingPixel.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor paused and said, \u201cThere was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he encountered a bear, he still didn\u2019t realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man said, \u201cThat\u2019s stupid! The bullet must have been shot by another person.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s exactly right,\u201d said the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/JokePin-8-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3015\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/JokePin-8-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/JokePin-8-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/JokePin-8-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/JokePin-8.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor paused and said, \u201cThere was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot. But one day he was in a hurry, and took his&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3015,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[34,15],"class_list":["post-3010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3010"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3017,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions\/3017"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}